Cheap Eats in LA

In Tarzana just down the street from the hospital at 18452 Clark St. sits Mort’s, your standard deli. I’m a big corned beef/Montreal smoked meat sandwich fan, so I opted for this terrible rendition of what should be a deli’s staple. I prefer kaisers to rye and this time I fucked up. Bun was a day old if not two, and the meat was sparse and flavorless. This sandwich should be moist and falling out of the side of the bun, I’m still angry at them for this terrible sandwich, it took me a couple days to make this post I’ve been that pissed off. Fries were skinny and oily, and to shit even more on this place they give you “fancy ketchup” packets, cheap bastards  can’t afford Heinz!?